almost a fake porn star

Walking out of a bar after getting a café with Claire yesterday, this random American girl asked us in some porn parody photos. Apparently she's asking random people in bars if they'll do it, with some success. "Partial nudity, but absolutely no sex!"

The examples she gave to entice us were a girl on a couch watching football, drinking beer and smoking, with a guy going down on her, or a guy leaning demurely over a stool with a girl approaching him with a strap-on. You know, the kind of stuff you could send home on postcards.

I've got nothing against porn parodies, but I just couldn't see myself doing that. It's not something you really want floating around the net or something. Either that or I'm a typical chauvanist not willing to give up a little power for the sake of ridiculing preconceived notions of gender roles. Or something like that. It's up to lit majors to explain this to me. Barbara?

Oh, and Claire said no too.