I love Steven!

This is just a followup on my post on Steven Seagal's band (among other things).

I can't believe this guy has a well-reviewed CD on Amazon.com. I mean, he's (was) a kung fu action hero, and a bad one at that! I can't imagine how bad it must be, despite the four- and five-star customer reviews:

S. Seagal rulz!

The following quotes are from one review:

"I saw Steven Seagal on May 27th at the Tractor Tavern in Seattle."

That sounds like such a cool place!

"I don't care what ANYBODY says, Steven Seagal's Mountain Dew commercial is the GREATEST soft drink ad EVER MADE. My previous favorite was Cindy Crawford's Pepsi Super Bowl ad.

After seeing Steven Seagal's Mountain Dew commercial, I purchased 16 of his movies here on Amazon. I now consider myself one of his biggest fans."

[Shudder ...]

"Sharp-eyed fans will notice that the guitar Steven is holding on the cover is the EXACT same model as BB King's Lucille."

Because that makes a guitar player good.

Gah, how did this man ever become famous???